i'm here to entertain you and for asks of any type
birthday 1/21/92
also i am here for advice and i'm here if you need a friend please if you need some to talk to contact me
have a lovely day
oh one more thing most of the things i post are from all over the interwebs and well from years past

 

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

petrichorinthemorning:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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Sleepy is before the nap, tired is after waking up

(Source: minato-arisato)

kisachi-tf:

sprinklechickhen:

LOOK HOW TINY BUMBLEBEE ISHE GETS A LIFTEE FROM PROWL

OMFG! Prowl and Bee are so cute I’m dying!!!

kisachi-tf:

sprinklechickhen:

LOOK HOW TINY BUMBLEBEE IS
HE GETS A LIFTEE FROM PROWL

OMFG! Prowl and Bee are so cute I’m dying!!!

digi-egg:

Digimon Cosplay G2C2 2014 by Theo Muller:

Don’t judge it tooo harshly. A fun little dance number. It’s all about having fun.

i-hate-the-beach:

peachsss:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

This^ All of it.

Please all read

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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radiantc0mposition:

callherchelsey:

imsuchacrazybitch:

jafricanflow:

There’s more?!

this is perfect. Everything about this is perfect.

I WILL do this with someone one day

I wanna do this with my boo !

nerd-do-well:

everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top

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