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Question for the MtG Community

lizardvvizard:

teamwingman:

"GAIR-ick" or "Ga-ROOK", depending on my mood.

It’s pronounced many ways I just say the axe man

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)

johanirae:

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.


I heard you were talkin’ shit

What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.

johanirae:

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.

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I heard you were talkin’ shit

What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.

kaosn00b:

askstealerofsecrets:

//Rallying behind fellow Jace fan jacejosujura because it’s never okay to hate/harass/generally make life miserable for someone because the cards they chose to play or the characters they like. So here I am in my self-made Jace hoodie with one of each of my prints to show a fellow lady planeswalker she’s not alone in her card choices. (Because let’s face it- they’re awesome cards!)


Why would anyone care is my question. If a cards good your gonna use it. Thats the rule right?

kaosn00b:

askstealerofsecrets:

//Rallying behind fellow Jace fan jacejosujura because it’s never okay to hate/harass/generally make life miserable for someone because the cards they chose to play or the characters they like. So here I am in my self-made Jace hoodie with one of each of my prints to show a fellow lady planeswalker she’s not alone in her card choices. (Because let’s face it- they’re awesome cards!)

Why would anyone care is my question. If a cards good your gonna use it. Thats the rule right?

yearinreview:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

Miss Universe

fandomlurker:

goingloco:

eabevella:

cataradical:

pinkrobotgirl:

prowlish:

the-wardens-vermin:

Marvel Transformers reprints #54

So I’ve heard you like gender discussions. I love Simon Furman with all my heart.

Really I just find this comic annoying. But that’s just me.

Ok so, in a fandom, if people are saying “why the hell aren’t there any lady characters” that’s a valid question because it means the creators have made a conscious decision to exclude them. But this comic takes place in-universe, which means that feminists were mad that a “genderless” species had no women. That makes absolutely no sense. That would be like if aliens came down from Mars and people started saying they were sexist because they only had one sex. A species cannot control how many sexes it develops, it’s not a conscious choice. Simon Furman has no idea what feminism is, he just knows that those mean bitter ladies are intruding on his clubhouse and can’t you see the sign that says “no girls allowed”?

The Cybertronians are genderless. It’s just a coincidence that every last one of them is coded male, voiced by men, drawn with male silhouettes, and never in a romantic relationship with a character who isn’t explicitly coded as female.

In this comic, the Cybertronians aren’t actually 100% clear on what a woman is, and yet managed to build one. If they actually had no concept of gender like they claimed, Arcee would not behave like a complete stereotype. She would be just a “fellow warrior” who happened to have a curved chassis and pink paint. She wouldn’t refer to the other Cybertronians as “men”, Prime wouldn’t have tried to keep her out of the fight, Hot Rod wouldn’t be acting like a lovestruck teenager around her … especially since you know that if the character in question was male (oh, sorry, genderless), Furman would have never penned those lines.

This whole thing seems like a very mean-spirited “take that” to anyone who has expressed a desire to see the gender they identify with as a robotic hero. Furman hates the concept of non-male robots and nowhere is this more evident than during his time in IDW where he managed to come up with an even more offensive backstory for Arcee than this one, one that retconned the existence of any previously-depicted female Cybertronians and blocked the introduction of any new female Cybertronians in the future. Fortunately, the fancharacter poll finally brought that to an end last year, and we were given two original female characters, three in total, even though they could have gotten away with just giving us Windblade and sticking with Furman’s transphobic backstory.

Furman responded rationally and professionally…oh, haha, no he didn’t. (My favorite part is where he claims he “hates retconning.” I bet Elita hates retconning, too!) His response to people who were like “um, well, that backstory was sort of offensive and here’s why” was “no you’re wrong.” He has absolutely no interest in learning why women might have been hurt by what he’s said and done, because even after all these years, he still sees us the way he wrote us in this comic—an unreasonable crowd of irritants.

Really, Furman just screwed the pooch really bad on this one. Any attempt at satire fell completely flat. I’ve never had a problem with his writing, but this is just… so sad.

A man never changes even after ~30 years.

I think this shows us a glimpse of Furman’s world:
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Thank you, pinkrobotgirl, for so wonderfully illustrating why this story makes no sense even in and of itself while also making no sense in a feminist way.

If people want to write the Transformers as genderless, they’re going to have to try a lot harder than “they may look like men and go by male pronouns and be voiced by men whenever they’re in cartoons and be thought of as men by a majority of the fandom, but they’re totally genderless really we swear”.

Do the worldbuilding and research on gender that’s required for such a story. Show your readers that they’re genderless, don’t vaguely tell them about it in one issue, make the explanation offensive to both women and transgender people, and then fail to follow up or make it in any way cohesive with common sense.

Also mamonna1 and the_wardens_vermin can go fuck off with their sexism-enabling bullshit.